neodad:

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

lvnalambino:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

baenling:

iverbz:

gang0fwolves:

" why don’t they use water cannons? "

bitch…

my nigga looked at her like “this white bitch finna make me catch a case on national television”

Was this actually fucking something a newscaster said on live tv

Yeah cnn, she sounds British I don’t think she understood the historical significance of hoses and black people

"Let me calm my ass down.. This job pays too damn well.."

mylifeasafeminista:

daily reminder that it is okay to put yourself first

Idris Elba for Details, Septembar 2014 Issue by Mark Seliger

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yup, that’s me!

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fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

Dr. Maya Angelou: The Power of Words

stilinsk1:

gininipanini:

lunchbox-philosopher:

xghoststreak:

sizvideos:

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I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif 

I didn’t know that people are mangoes and kiwis any other way. Why the fuck would you do that?

STRAWberry

Saw this on facebook the other day and seriously fell in love. This is so freaking awesome and helps eliminate waste. Definitely trying these ways from now on.

unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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