pardon me my good
filed under: jokes I never got as a child that makes me cry tears of laughter
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
Black Twitter is not a special website or a smartphone app. The hashtag #blacktwitter itself won’t necessarily lead you to it. It doesn’t exactly stick out among the trending topics on Twitter, even though it’s been known to cause a topic or two to trend. It is not exclusively black — there are blacks who don’t participate in it, and people of other races who do.
"Black Twitter brings the fullness of black humanity into the social network and that is why it has become so fascinating," said Kimberly C. Ellis, who has a doctorate in American and Africana Studies, tweets as @drgoddess and is studying Black Twitter for her upcoming book, "The Bombastic Brilliance of Black Twitter.""
Bey was fed up like “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TONIGHT!?”
And Lil Mama was like “Bitch please….pshhht.” Wild.
A stunt queen moment in time.
Lmfao the moment that ruined her for good. Damn.
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
Wonder Ball was originally called Nestlé Magic Ball, it was discontinued in 1997 after people complained that the toy posed a choking hazard