humorking:

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

(Source: humorking)

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

(Source: swarnpert)

tastefullyoffensive:

[thesuitsalute]

(Source: attackoncat)

(Source: vh1)


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"Jay-Z did not dress the part of the anxious young executive one day this month when he strolled into work wearing denim shorts, a striped polo shirt and gleaming white sneakers from his own Reebok shoe line, S. Carter. On his arm was Beyoncé Knowles. Resplendent in designer khaki short shorts, a sheer crème blouse and diamond-encrusted bangles, Ms. Knowles passed a portion of the afternoon lounging on a suede sectional couch in her beau’s office, languorously flipping through magazines and warmly receiving whoever walked in the room - in short, playing the part of first lady."

-Quote from an article in the New York Times in 2005, describing a typical day during Jay-Z’s tenure as the President of Def Jam.  (via aintnojigga)

ambitiouslyphenomenal:

Dominicans can be black…

(Source: godbless-st-cyr)

(Source: lucas-com-k)

cracked:

#CrackedQuotes #Just #Advice #English [via]

manda:

laughingsquid:

Man Restores His Fiancée’s Beloved Childhood Teddy Bear for Christmas

i’m actually crying right now because if someone did this for me and mine i’d be so fucking happy